Dad said so - You say 'Dad said so' because your dad is the only person wh

You say 'Dad said so' because your dad is the only person who ever said something that sounded smart and you're too dumb to question it.

'Why did you sleep in the fridge?' 'Dad said so.'

'Why did you say the ocean is made of soup?' 'Dad said so.'

'Why did you throw your math test in the pool?' 'Dad said so.'