Dad said so - You say 'Dad said so' because you're a loser and your dad is

You say 'Dad said so' because you're a loser and your dad is the only person who ever believed in you.

'Why did you wear socks to bed?' 'Dad said so.'

'Why did you eat the TV?' 'Dad said so.'

'Why did you say the clouds are made of pizza?' 'Dad said so.'