Dad Rizz
When you're so ugly you look like a burnt taco and you drink water like it's your ex who ditched you for a guy with better rizz and a full wallet.
My face is like a sidewalk after a hurricane. Water is my only friend now.
I tried to text my dad, but he said he was too busy eating tacos and laughing at my life choices.
I look like a raccoon that got hit by a truck and forgot how to be cute.