Dad Pun
A joke so bad it’s a crime. Usually a pun. Made by a dad who thinks he’s the funniest person in the world. He tells it to his kid’s friends and makes everyone want to die.
Dad says, "Why did the ghost go to the party? Because he was a bit of a spook." No one laughs. Just death stares.
Dad tells a joke about a banana and a truck. No one knows what it means. It’s like being tortured.
Dad says, "I’m like a fish, I live in water." His kid says, "You live in a bathroom." Dad: "That’s not true."