dad plat
When a dad tries to make his daughter feel special with a plat, but it's so bad it's like he just texted her a grocery list.
Dad: 'I did a plat. It was short. It was sweet. It was also a grocery list.'
Dad texts daughter: 'I did a plat. It was like I was trying to flirt with a kid.'
Dad: 'I did a plat. It was like a broken toaster tried to write a love letter.'