Dad Pants - A dad lets his pants hang like a defeated soldier. He might

A dad lets his pants hang like a defeated soldier. He might even drink a beer like it's a medal of honor.

Dad comes home, pants loose like he just lost a battle, and drinks a beer like it's a reward.

Dad unbuttons his pants and says, 'I'm not giving up.'

Dad sits on the couch, pants dragging, and drinks a beer like it's his final stand.