My neighbor's daughter is dating a man who drives a Lamborghini. I asked, 'Is that your dad or your daddy?' She said, 'He drives a Lamborghini and he never misses a paycheck. That's my daddy.'

I saw my friend's little sister with a guy who looks like he just walked out of a prison. I said, 'Is that your dad or your daddy?' She said, 'He looks like a prison guy, but he still gives me $200 a week. That's my daddy.'

My cousin's new guy is 55 and still has a beard. I asked, 'Is that your dad or your daddy?' She said, 'He's got a beard and still sends me money. That's my daddy.'