Dad of the Year
A dad who’s so gone, he might as well be dead. He’s only coming back when he’s got money or he’s got a new girlfriend. You left him. He left you. Now he’s back with a suitcase full of cash and a new love interest.
He came back after 5 years with a suitcase and a new girl. I knew he’d be gone again in 2 days.
He said he was gone because he was ‘making money’ but he was just playing video games.
He left me for a year because he ‘had to find himself.’ He found a new girlfriend and a new job.