Dad Missile - A beer so weak it makes your dad look like a baby. Dads and

A beer so weak it makes your dad look like a baby. Dads and fake dads chug this because it’s like drinking water with a hint of regret.

My dad drinks this every night. It’s like he’s trying to forget he’s 50.

Stepdad called it 'the liquid of shame.' I believe him.

I once tried it. Now I live in regret. Probably forever.