dad left for milk
when your dad left your mom for someone else, and now the only thing he’s left you with is a joke about milk
'Your dad left for milk? I left for milk and now I have a new life and a new problem: a new wife who thinks I’m the main character.'
My dad left for milk and now he’s in a new state with a new wife and a kid who looks like a potato.
He left for milk and came back with a new job, a new wife, and a new problem: me.