dad left for milk - the worst insult you can say to a kid who thinks they're coo

the worst insult you can say to a kid who thinks they're cool, and it's basically a middle finger to their entire family tree

'Your dad left for milk? Wow, that’s even worse than my dad who left for a pizza and never came back.'

My teacher said, 'Your dad left for milk? I think you're the reason he left.'

My friend said, 'Your dad left for milk? I left for a nap and came back with a new life.'