dad left for milk
a joke that’s so bad, it’s like your dad left for milk and never came back, just to get away from you
'Your dad left for milk? I left for milk and came back with a new life and a new problem: a kid who cries at the sound of a vacuum.'
My dad left for milk and now he's in a new state with a new wife and a kid who looks like a potato.
He left for milk and came back with a new job, a new wife, and a new problem: me.