Dad, I’m hungry
A kid who is starving and the dad is just using the kid’s hunger as a joke and acting like he’s the funniest man alive.
Dad: 'You’re hungry? I thought you were just mad.' Kid: 'I’m not mad, I’m hungry.'
Kid: 'Dad, I’m hungry.' Dad: 'I know, that’s why I named you Hungry.'
Dad: 'You’re not hungry, you’re just full of problems.' Kid: 'I’m full of problems and I’m hungry.'