dad hat
That hat your dad wears to every barbeque, even though he burned the burgers and forgot the ketchup.
My dad shows up in his dad hat and says, 'I’m the grill master.' I’m not even sure what that means.
He wore it to the barbeque even though he brought potato salad. That’s not a food group.
He tried to wear it to the lake. It got wet. Now it smells like lake water and regret.