dad dick
That tiny little weenie that looks like it belongs on a rat, but somehow still manages to be the most annoying thing ever.
My dad's dick is so small, it fits in a sock and still doesn't make sense.
He tried to show off his dad dick at the pool, and it looked like a shrimp got stuck in a jar.
I told my friend his dad had a dad dick, and now he's mad and won't talk to me.