dad dancing
A stupid, old-school dance that only grumpy old men do when they think they're cool. It’s full of fake kids and fake kicks, like they’re trying to beat up imaginary little shits on the floor.
My dad did the dad dance at my cousin’s wedding. He looked like he was trying to beat up a group of tiny ghosts.
At the buffet, my friend’s dad did the dad dance so hard, he knocked over a whole plate of ribs.
My grandpa did the dad dance at my mom’s birthday party. He was so into it, he accidentally kicked my uncle’s toe.