Dad Bulge
That big meaty package on a dad’s crotch from wearing tight jeans and a shirt that’s too short for his gut.
My dad’s bulge is so big, it looks like he’s got a second crotch.
He’s got a bulge so big, it’s like he’s got a sausage in his pants.
My dad’s bulge is so big, it’s like he’s got a side dish with his lunch.