dad brand
Clothing that your dad buys because he thinks it looks good, but it’s just a bunch of fabric that smells like his gym bag.
My dad wears Tommy Bahama like he’s trying to escape his own life.
I saw my dad wearing Eddie Bauer in the grocery store. He looked like he just got out of jail.
My dad wears Wrangler like it’s a brand new hobby. It’s been his hobby since 1998.