dad brand
Clothes that your dad wears because he thinks they're fancy, but they're just the same thing you wore when you were 12 and too lazy to do your laundry.
My dad wears Tommy Bahama like it's a new decade. It’s just the same old stuff.
My dad wears Eddie Bauer like it's a superpower. It's just a shirt.
My dad wears Wrangler like it's a new look. It's just a pair of pants.