Dad Boner
A man who gets excited about things like trains, thunder, and old cars, like he's the main character in a boring movie that nobody watched.
He stood on the train platform yelling, 'I love the train!' like it was a surprise.
He texted me a photo of a thunderstorm with the caption, 'This is the best storm I've ever seen.'
He bought a car that looked like it came out of a 90s infomercial.