Dad bod plus
A man with a gut that could hold a lake and a chest that looks like it’s been hit by a brick wall and still thinks he’s a heartthrob
He tried to ask me out and said, 'I’ve got a gut and a chest. I’m basically a superhero.'
He asked me if I was into 'gut and chest men' and I told him I was into 'men who aren’t gross'.
He walked into a room and said, 'I’m the king of the dad bod plus.' I told him he was the king of cringe.