Dad Bants
The kind of back-and-forth only dads and their kids can survive, and it usually ends with someone crying or throwing a sandwich.
Dad: 'You're gonna be a failure.' Kid: 'You're a failure.' Dad: 'At least I don't wear pajamas to school.'
Kid: 'You're the worst dad.' Dad: 'You're the worst kid.' Kid: 'You're also the worst husband.'
Dad: 'You don't even know how to tie your shoes.' Kid: 'You don't know how to tie your pants.' Dad: 'At least I don't drool on my shirt.'