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A classic move by lazy fathers who vanish for hours just to get milk, leaving their kids hanging like a bad WiFi connection.

Dad left to get milk. He’s been gone for three hours. I’m almost done with my homework.

Dad said he’d be back in five minutes. It’s been an hour. I’m starting to think he got lost.

Dad went to get milk. He came back with a bag of chips. I’m not even mad. I’m confused.

When a dad decides the only way to survive the day is to go get milk, and it takes him longer than a prison break.

Dad said he’d be back in ten minutes. It’s been thirty. I’m starting to think he’s been kidnapped.

He went to get milk. He came back with a pizza. I’m not even hungry anymore.

Dad went to get milk. He didn’t come back. I’m now the main character of a horror story.

A dad’s way of saying, 'I’m not leaving you, I’m just going to get milk,' while being gone for hours.

Dad said he’d be back in five minutes. He’s been gone for two hours. I’m starting to think he got milk and forgot about me.

He left to get milk. He came back with a friend. Now I’ve got two dawns to deal with.

Dad went to get milk. He came back with a bag of chips and a side of attitude. I’m not even mad.

When a dad says he’s going to get milk, but it takes him longer than a full movie.

Dad left to get milk. He’s been gone for an hour. I’m now the main character of a dad drama.

He said he’d be back in ten minutes. He came back with a pizza and a side of confusion.

Dad went to get milk. He came back with a bag of chips and a side of laziness. I’m not even mad.

A dad’s favorite excuse to vanish for hours: getting milk, even though he’s been gone longer than a full concert.

Dad said he’d be back in five minutes. He’s been gone for forty. I’m now the main character of a dad epic.

He left to get milk. He came back with a pizza and a side of attitude. I’m not even hungry anymore.

Dad went to get milk. He didn’t come back. I’m now the main character of a horror movie.

When a dad leaves to get milk and it takes him longer than a full workout at the gym.

Dad said he’d be back in ten minutes. He’s been gone for twenty. I’m now the main character of a dad story.

He left to get milk. He came back with a bag of chips and a side of laziness. I’m not even mad.

Dad went to get milk. He came back with a pizza and a side of confusion. I’m now the main character of a dad drama.