Dactyl Backjack - You're jacking off and being a total idiot, like you're talk

You're jacking off and being a total idiot, like you're talking to your own cock and it's not listening.

I did dactyl backjack in the park and a kid asked if I was mad at the swings.

I did dactyl backjack during a movie and the theater got quiet like I was a ghost.

I did dactyl backjack in my office and my boss asked if I was mad at the printer.