Dacrylagnia - Getting a huge erection from a woman’s tears or from seeing

Getting a huge erection from a woman’s tears or from seeing your lover’s eyes water like a sad kid

My girlfriend cried during a sad movie and I got so hard I thought I was gonna break the couch.

I saw my dad cry and I was like, 'I need a drink and a date.'

My lover’s tears made me want to grab her and forget the world.