Dacre's Law
Dacre's Law is when people argue so much online that they start accusing each other of being Daily Mail readers, like it’s the worst thing ever.
"You’re a Daily Mail reader!", said by someone who still uses a fax machine.
"I’m not a Daily Mail reader, I’m a thinking person!", said by someone who thinks the internet is a conspiracy.
"You’re a Daily Mail reader and you’re a twat!", said by someone who still uses the word twat.