dacockerman
A dacockerman is a man who can’t shut up and thinks he’s a king. He’s loud and dumb.
My dad is a dacockerman. He yells at the TV and eats cereal for dinner.
The man at the bus stop is a dacockerman. He wears a crown and talks to the bus driver.
My friend’s dad is a dacockerman. He wears a cape and fights invisible monsters.