dackaa
A dackaa is a person who is so dumb they could be a side dish. They say things that make you want to throw your phone at them.
My math teacher called me a dackaa for adding 2 + 2 and getting 5. I swear it was a conspiracy.
My friend’s cat is a dackaa. It knocked over my coffee and then licked the floor like it was a trophy.
My little brother is a dackaa. He told me the sky was green and it was a lie. I checked. It was still blue.