Dachshund
A German dog that took 100 years to make, but now it's ruined by people who think they’re fancy by crossbreeding them with anything.
I don’t care if you’re fancy. Your dog is a disgrace.
Puppy mills are the worst. They’re just trying to make money off broken dogs.
If you crossbreed a dachshund, you’re like a chef who just threw a salad in a blender.