dachasa
the ultimate legend, a man of supreme power, but also a complete disaster who would happily throw you out the window if you annoyed him. he’s a cat person, can’t spell worth a damn, and hates nuts with a fiery passion.
Dachasa is the reason why the school has a 'no nuts' rule. He once exploded a whole bag of almonds in the hallway.
He’s the best at everything, except spelling, which he treats like a personal enemy.
He once defenestrated a teacher just for calling him 'dachasa' wrong.