Dacey
Dacey is the most beautiful person ever. She's like a unicorn and a goddess combined. You’d be crazy to leave her.
Dacey told me I was 'a total disaster' but then gave me a hug and told me I was 'a total miracle.'
She called my crush a 'walking disaster' and then took him to the hospital.
Dacey told my sister she was 'a total failure' and then cried with her.