Dacaveious
They’ll be there for you like a best friend but will also beat you up if you cross them. They’re the most fun person you know and the most terrifying when they’re angry.
They helped you with your homework but then made you do 100 push-ups for being late.
They laughed at your jokes but swore at you when you forgot their birthday.
They stood up for you in a fight but then threatened to beat you up if you ever left them.