Daby jack - When you’re Dave Bailey and your love for Mexican food is so

When you’re Dave Bailey and your love for Mexican food is so intense it makes your whole body reek like a salsa factory exploded in your pants

Dave Bailey: "I ate so much I think I turned into a taco."

Dave Bailey’s dad: "You smell like a food truck threw up on you."

Dave Bailey’s crush: "I don’t know if I’m attracted to you or the smell of guac."