Dabuz
A weepy loser who plays Alpha or Olimar. No one respects him, except some weird Olimar fan who thinks he’s cool.
He’s the saddest Olimar main in the whole world. No one cares about him.
He plays Alpha like it’s his last hope. No one loves him, not even his mom.
He’s a sad nerd who plays Olimar and cries when he loses. Only a few people care about him.