Dabrckashawn
Dabrckashawn is a walking disaster. If he sees you, you're doomed. Don't be fooled by his jokes, he's a beast in disguise.
Dabrckashawn just walked into the cafeteria. The lunch lady dropped her tray. I ran for my life.
He texted me at 2 a. m. with a meme and a threat. I didn't sleep the rest of the week.
He walked into my math test and gave me a pop quiz on the moon's phases. I failed.