dabover
A friend who’s always spaced out, but you can still count on him to save your butt when you’re in trouble.
He left me in a club to get a kebab. I had to dance with a guy who smelled like garlic and regret.
He showed up with a kebab and a plan to escape the club. I followed him like a lost puppy.
He saved me from a cop. He said, 'I know this guy.' He didn’t. He just knew a guy who knew the cop.