dabov
A forgetful but nice friend. He’ll leave you in a club to get a kebab, but he’ll save your life when you need it most.
He left me in a club to get a kebab and came back with a kebab and a fire extinguisher.
He forgot about our date but showed up with a kebab and a rescue plan.
He left me stranded in a club, but he saved me from a fight with a kebab.