Dabonkey
When you feel like a dumbass for how you messed up your love life and it hits you like a ton of bricks.
I told my crush I was a girl and he said he was confused. I got a dabonkey so real I cried in my math class.
I told my crush I liked him and he said he didn't like me. I got a dabonkey so strong I bit my hand.
My ex came back and I said no again. I got a dabonkey so bad I screamed in the hallway.