dabobblyeye
A dabobblyeye is something so dumb it makes your brain short-circuit. You laugh until you cry, then throw your phone at the wall.
My cousin texted me a cat wearing a hat. I called him a dabobblyeye.
My teacher showed us a video of a dancing chicken. I got a D for being too distracted by the dabobblyeye.
I saw a man try to juggle spoons. I told him he was a dabobblyeye.