Dabneys and Dollys - A hand so average it's almost insulted, like when you have t

A hand so average it's almost insulted, like when you have two nines and two fives and you're still trying to win.

"Dabneys and Dollys? That's all I got and I'm still trying to win.", A guy who had nothing but still talked big.

"You had Dabneys and Dollys and you lost? I had a three of a kind and I still lost.", A guy who was just being annoying.

"If I had Dabneys and Dollys, I'd be the best person in the world.", A guy who had a pair and thought he was a genius.