dabmentia - When you’re so high from dabs you can’t tell the difference

When you’re so high from dabs you can’t tell the difference between reality and your dreams, and you probably never will.

I thought my neighbor was a giant alien, so I tried to talk to him through a megaphone.

I tried to do my taxes and ended up writing a love letter to the IRS.

I believed my cat was the president and started giving it a salary.