Dablox
A human who's so laid back they make you want to punch them, but also so cringe they make you want to cry
'I don't care if you're eating pizza for lunch. I just care if you're eating pizza.', said by someone who brought a salad.
He said he didn't mind the mess, but he cried when he stepped on a noodle.
She said she didn't care if the dog barked, but she screamed when the cat meowed.