dabloon god
The god of dabloons who steals your money and makes you feel like a loser. He's the reason your snacks cost more than your brain.
"Dabloon god took my 100 dabloons for a 5-dollar snack. I’m now a snack thief god.", @snackthief123
"I tried to buy a soda with 50 dabloons. The god took 30. I’m now a soda god.", @sodagod2000
"Dabloon god made me pay 200 dabloons for a pizza. I’m now a pizza god.", @pizzagod420"