dabloon god
The dabloon god is like the richest, most annoying god in the TikTok universe. He taxes you, he inflates your snacks, and he’s always laughing at your pain.
"Dabloon god taxed me 80 dabloons for a snack. I’m now a snack pain god.", @snackpain2001
"I tried to buy a burger with 50 dabloons. The god took 40. I’m now a burger god.", @burgerking2000
"Dabloon god is the worst god. He took my money and my life. I’m now a dead god.", @deaddabloon123"