Dabistic
When you're so behind the times you're like the guy who still thinks a phone call is the best way to talk and believes 'text me' is a full conversation
You're so dabistic you still use 'u' instead of 'you' and think 'txt me' is a valid sentence
You're like the guy who still texts in all caps and thinks it's cool
You think 'lmao' is a full language and still use it like it's 2009