Dabiquackamor
You're my favorite person, even if your love is weird and your brain doesn't work right. I'll still back you up like a boss.
You told me you'd die for me. I said, 'Cool, but don't.'
You sent me a 300-word message about why you love me. I read it. I cried. I sent you a meme.
You called me 'dabiquackamor' in front of your ex. I laughed so hard I snorted coffee.