Dabio
A Dabio is a stupid, fat, smelly person who thinks they’re hot and looks like a fish. It’s like a Fabio but with more embarrassment.
I told my Dabio friend he looked like a drowned rat. He cried.
Dabio tried to dance. It was like watching a fish do the twist.
I got stuck in an elevator with a Dabio. It was like being in a fish tank.