Dabigbearz
A future Twitch partner. Looks like a model. Smiles like he just won the lottery. Tells jokes so good you might die of laughter. Has a six-pack that could beat a superhero. Wears flannel and shades like they’re his life.
He made my boring stream about taxes sound like a concert.
His six-pack is so good I asked him if he was a bodybuilder in disguise.
He wore his shades so cool I thought he was a spy.
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