dabg
a dad who looks like he just walked out of an asian baby girl’s womb but got stuck in a guy’s body. like an abb but with more drama and worse fashion choices.
my dabg showed up at the mall wearing a shirt that said 'i’m not a boy, i’m a disaster' and a hat that matched his hair
i told my dabg he looked like he just fell out of a k-pop group and landed in a gym
my dabg texted me 'i’m wearing my favorite shirt today' and it was a shirt that said 'i’m a guy but i still cry at sad songs'