Daberry
He’s the kind of guy who hides his coolness until you drag it out of him. He’ll be there for you, laugh at your jokes, and punch you if you make him cry.
You: 'Why are you crying?' Him: 'Because you said I was ugly.'
He showed up at the school with a bag of chips and a plan to beat you up.
He texted you: 'I'm coming. You made me cry.'